- my catch phrase: I'll do it later
How To Do Everything Last Minute: A Novel by me that I am going to write later
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.
FACTS ABOUT THINGS:
- TUMBLR WAS GETTING TOO EXPENSIVE. THEIR OPTIONS WERE TO EITHER SELL IT OR SHUT IT DOWN.
- YAHOO SAYS THEY’RE GOING TO LET IT RUN AS AN INDEPENDENT BUSINESS. IN THEORY, NOTHING WILL CHANGE EXCEPT FOR WHO’S LEGALLY OWNING IT.
- NOW EVERYONE CALM DOWN.
THINGS PEOPLE SHOULD BE REBLOGGING
^THIS. PEOPLE NEED TO SHUT UP AND LISTEN.
xthe-technical-lyoko-warriorx:
I forgot my name was “bitch I might be” on Skype and called a friend
I’m gonna cry if this keeps getting notes. Pleas not another 1k post.
ooc; HAHAHAHAHAHAH OHMYGOD.
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
Miley speaks for us all.
(Source: fixmyselenur)
Rule #1 of Tumblr:
you must reblog our creator whenever he comes up on your dash
i that doesn’t apply anymore now that he sold us to yahoo. david why would you do this to us..
